Eminem gets Bruno's nuts in his face

During an elaborate intro to present an award and promote Bruno, a winged Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly in Eminem's lap essentially tea-bagging him. Eminem was visibly pissed and his bodyguards batted Sacha around like a pinata before the entire entourage stormed out of the theater. Nobody knows if Enimem was in on it, but one thing's for certain: He had a man's balls on his chin, so you should probably stop respecting him as an artist. Just to be safe.

Ryan Phillippe's Roving Eye

Once a cheater, always a cheater!

Ryan Phillippe - who left wife Reese Witherspoon in 2006 to pursue Abbie Cornish - apparently ditched his mistress/girlfriend at Cannes to party with some blondes in the VIP areas of some cheesy club and was later spotted in the wee hours of the morning hanging out with Ne-Yo.

At lunch the next day, Cornish was nowhere to be seen, even though the couple had come to the film fest together.

Cheaters never prosper!

Busted! Fehking On The Queen's Lawn

Exhibitionism at its finest!

A drunk couple wandered from a London restaurant all the way onto the front lawn of Windsor Castle last weekend and couldn't keep their hands off each other!

The two started having sex in front of a group of Japanese tourists!!!

Their fucky fucky times were promptly shut down by police, but not before guards at the home of Queen Elizabeth II caught a peek!

"One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on he told his mates — and lots of windows opened up," an observer reported.

Ha!

The queen was home at the time of the impromptu bone session but has no intention of commenting on the issue.

There's no way she didn't steal a quick glance!!

Playboy Closes New York Office over Global Financial Crisis

The New York offices of Playboy magazine will be closed effective of May 1, 2009 as the economic downturn continues to take its toll on the print publishing business in the US.

Some of the 100 employees of the New York office will be relocated while others will be given some options. Only a small number will remain in New York where Playboy has maintained its presence since the early 1990s.

The management decision to close shop is part of its cost-cutting measures to keep the business going under an uncertain economic situation, Digitaljournal.com commented.

It was earlier reported that Hugh Hefner, the Playboy founder is selling his family home in California for USD 28 M. The 83-year-old Hefner lives in his California mansion with three of his models.

As part of the Hefner's efforts to promote the magazine, he made available to the public via the Internet, 53 issues of Playboy magazine for free.

Amy Winehouse Appears in UK Court over Assault Charges

Singer Amy Winehouse has been charged with common assault over an incident in late 2008.

Winehouse appeared Tuesday at London's City of Westminster Magistrates Court accompanied by her father, Mitch Winehouse, CNN reported. Winehouse made brief comments to a throng of photographers before entering court.

Tuesday's court appearance is just an initial hearing in the case, and a verdict is not expected, her spokesman, Chris Goodman, commented. He added that a date for the next hearing had not been set yet.

The Grammy-winning singer was charged in connection with an incident last September, UK officials said. The argument ended with Winehouse hitting a fan after agreeing to pose for a photograph at a London charity ball, British media reported.

Police questioned Winehouse earlier this month in connection with the incident.

Winehouse faces the possibility of another potentially damaging court case after husband Blake Fielder-Civil earlier this year asked his lawyer to commence divorce proceedings citing adultery.

Mischa Barton does her best Lindsay Lohan

Remember how that one time Mischa Barton got all crazy, drank a ton in Tijuana, and acted a fool? Well, apparently that wasn’t just some character on her show, The OC. Its real life. Here is Mischa Barton at the recent Christian Dior show in Paris trying to pretend, well, she is Paris…or Lindsay….I mean, its fake lesbianism, so you decide. All the same, she looks pretty good. She has awesome legs. And I would love to vacation with her in Tijuana. Rock on.

'Benjamin Button' stars wouldn't change a thing

The deafening screams from the police-controlled crowd meant one thing: Hollywood's golden couple had arrived.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie held hands at times as they walked the off-white carpet at the premiere of Pitt's latest film, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. The blinding flash of camera lights — from journalists and paparazzi in the streets fired off in rapid motion following the couple's every move.

Pitt, who was being hurried into the theatre chatted about the buzz around the film, which is loosely based on an F. Scott Fitzgerald short story.

"I think David (Fincher, the director) has created something really, really special here," said Pitt, who was trying to catch up with Jolie and family. "It's certainly unique and unlike anything you've seen before. But it's in the vein of this classic, epic story. This is the first film where an actor gets to start the performance from birth to death; it's a new direction."

Others at the premiere chatted about the film's premise, which follows the life of Button (Pitt) who is born with the appearance and physical limitations of a man in his eighties, but who grows younger as he ages.

Would they change anything about their lives or pasts should they be granted such a fate?

"Not that my life is in any way perfect, but I wouldn't change anything," said co-star Cate Blanchett, who was dressed in a mosaic Alexander McQueen dress. "Because if I change one single thing, I wouldn't have the children I have. I wouldn't have the partner I have. You have to repair and forgive the mistakes that you've made and just try not to repeat them."

Julia Ormond, who plays Blanchett's adult daughter in the movie says that she'd rather take a cue from the movie: live while you can.

"Ultimately what I take away from this movie is to live in the present. I feel like I've been more shaped by my mistakes. It's made me who I am today. And there are a bunch of them I'd probably make again, and I will" said the actress, dressed in Versace. "I know I worried so much about what's going to happen to me and how I'm going to do it. I wish I'd taken a big fat chill pill and had fun."

And likewise Taraji Henson, who stars as Benjamin Button's adoptive mother, says that she wouldn't tweak a thing.

"Every bump in the road, every wall I've run into, it's made me who I am," Henson said. "And I'm happy."